Holiday Horoscopes

Mary Zech ‘17 shares some December horoscopes.

Aries. March 21 – April 19

Although it’s easy to overwork yourself in these next few weeks, staying on top of your mental health is just as important as school work! Try to designate some time to watch a movie or listen to a new album. Better yet, eat some of the tangerines in the commons.

Taurus. April 20 – May 20

Make use of the full moon on December 13th to be your most productive self and combat the jarring changes that come with the new moon. It’s best to be on top of all your work so you don’t get stressed!

Gemini. May 21 – June 20

Be wary of overworking yourself!

Cancer. June 21 – July 22

You need to realize you have control over nothing and just chill! Eat the new tangerines in the dining hall and sit back.

Leo. July 23 – August 22

It is finally time to make some hard choices! You can no longer ignore the deadlines or you will SUFFER!

Virgo. August 23 – September 22

If you are not feeling on top of your game, try to readjust your routine so you can gain more control of your life. Try reading sentinel articles in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the night.

Libra. September 23 – October 22

Remember that sometimes it is best to hold your tongue! Listening to others is a great way to show them that you care. Silence is a virtue.

Sagittarius. November 22 – December 21

What is ever holding you back will fade more to the background as you develop a stronger sense of self.

Scorpio. October 23 – November 21

You are the best so just keep doing you.

Capricorn. December 22 – January 19

If your life has brought you positive changes, expect that this good energy will carry on throughout the month. However, if your life is in shambles then after the full moon things will finally look up.

Aquarius. January 20 – February 18

Taking a nice walk alone or listening to a calming podcast would be beneficial to you this month.

Pisces February 19 – March 20


Whatever is going wrong, your problems don’t matter because there are tangerines in the cafeteria.

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